You`ll never catch me!

eternalsojourn:

There’s no thesis here. I just wanted to organize a few thoughts around Fade to Black sex in mainstream media.

The Problem with Fade to Black

The funny thing about reading a metric tonne of fanfiction is the jarring disappointment you feel when mainstream movies and…

sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT

are you fucking kidding me

mayarashi:

zanetheaiden:

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Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.

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tru

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Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing

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Pretty much…

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They cause die

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Yeah thats

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Me. Thats me.

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Motherfucker you wanna play

(x)

i have to wonder if it would have just been best to not tell you about the article lol

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

awkwardordeath:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

She hypothesized that a right hook, right jab, left uppercut combo would knock him flat and then she tested her hypothesis, thoroughly.

itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

drakonlord:

Make Me Choose » Anonymous asked: Toothless or Kilgarrah?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bubblewrapstargirl:

bubblewrapstargirl:

buttmicool:

bubblewrapstargirl:

I’m constantly confused by the fact that so many people don’t realise both “Sam” and “Sammy” are nicknames
I read so much fic where “Sam Winchester” is on his headstone or official documentation or ID and I just
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no.
stop.

but Sam is his real name

oh
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(screen shot from 1x15, the police records on S&D)

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alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

tastefullyoffensive:

"We bought alien balloons…" [nomad5]